thomaso'leary.com

rembrandtswife:

corvidkatana:

Give a beep get a beep

BEEP BEEP

3plymike:

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

yourplayersaidwhat:

[The PC, a level 1 Alchemist, is sneaking around by himself in the creepy basement of the nightclub he sells his products in, and rapidly comes to the conclusion that this is a bad idea.]

PC: …fuck this. I don’t even really work here. [he heads for the stairs.]

GM:  As you head to the stairs, something darts past you and stabs you in the leg, or tries to anyway.  1 is the minimum damage, so it’s really just like a crappy little scrape on your leg.

PC: I scream like a schoolgirl.

explainingthejoke:

redditfront:

Guys… - via http://ift.tt/2kt2Xb3

“La La Land” is a movie.

“La La” also happens to be the name of one of the Teletubbies, which is a group of creatures on a TV show for babies and toddlers. Their names are “La La,” “Tinky Winky,” “Dipsy,” and “Po.”

The final square would, logically following, be “Po Land,” so instead, OP substituted the flag for Poland. For detail, they also edited the color of Emma Stone’s dress to match the color of each Teletubby. Po is red, and fits well with the Polish flag.

This is my 200th post. Thanks for reading.

Welcome to D&D

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Yeah, you successfully arm wrestle Billy Mays on the Astral Plane. Welcome to D&D.”

chickenkeeping:

chickenkeeping:

this is the weirdest chicken on planet earth