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Ruining an Entire Arc

yourplayersaidwhat:

(Context: my friend is a pretty new dm and just sent my two person party to a new location where something is putting a serious negative energy out) 

DM: Okay so the town is pretty dreary but there’s a very cheerful sign with colorful letters and a big blue gem-

Me (just trying to be a dick): I steal the gem and punt it off the cliff

DM: N-no, what? You know what, roll

Me: *rolls a nat 20*

DM: Suddenly everything is fine in the town and-, I was really proud of this puzzle and now it’s over because you kicked this ancient magic item off a cliff

(Cue vicious cruel laugh from me and the other player)

thehightomtitty:

fivecentsless:

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding

Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

My level 2 ass who is about to have a come-to-Jesus meeting: that is just a recommendation right?

aceofintroversion:

fluffyflareon:

ayellowbirds:

hoediac:

the-monochrome-jester:

glitterysquidily:

canidteeth:

waywardfangir1:

iwillregretthistommorrow:

pickled-watermelons:

cyanbabe:

sharky-sharks:

Why do you like sharks?

he walk

He cronch

He roll

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

He gets tummy rubs

He get nose rub

He beauty

He dance

She do a triple Lutz

He slorp

This post is blessed

hopeydopey526:

thebestoftumbling:

cub loves his caretaker

don’t u dare tell me love doesn’t exist

nuur-iyo-naxariis:

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

skelixrikkard:

jaspertheshark:

skelixrikkard:

nepnepnyaa:

skelixrikkard:

my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers

This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.

the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool

The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers

im valid???

fooley:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.