getting faster but ever time you get faster it gets faster
ok i laughed
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I like things. They're nice. Except those things that arent nice. they can go fuck themselves Kat Bray Jo
Posted 461 weeks ago
no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla
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Posted 461 weeks ago
Where'd you come up with your url?
there were seven eggs left
Posted 461 weeks ago
Posted 461 weeks ago
Dm: this is gonna be difficult because unicorns have lairs
Me: wait….like onions?
Dm: ……NO, LIKE A CAVE. GODDAMNIT.
Posted 461 weeks ago
“scythes are impractical battle weapons” you say but i can’t hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool
Posted 461 weeks ago
Player: “I give him my number”
DM: Ok, roll a D20
Player: I got a 17
DM: Phones don’t exist in D&D, so you just handed him a piece of paper with the number 17 written on it.
Posted 461 weeks ago
Posted 461 weeks ago
crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled
Posted 461 weeks ago
i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away
Posted 461 weeks ago
high five gone wrong
HE DID A GOOD JOB
Posted 462 weeks ago
