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violentlydefending:

then what the fuck is the point

setheverman:

ravencapri:

the author of my immortal revealing shes on tumblr but not revealing her url is, by far, the biggest power move of 2017

;)

ammit420:

“tell us about your tattoos”

“ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die”

Why Mom?

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: I DM for a group consisting of my parents, their friend Rob, and my friend, Liz. They just entered this trippy temple belonging to a goddess I made up called Xasa. She’s CE so naturally I wanted to hit them with some riddles.

DM (me): “You enter a room filled with assorted bone piles. In the center of the room is a large Naga. He l-”

Mom (CG cleric): “What up my Naga!?”

Everyone: *dies laughing*

Me: “Marchessa, as you say that, you feel pain sear through your skull as you take 6 points of psychic damage.”

Mom: “That’s fair.”

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

I don’t get this shit

animentality:

zibilivedro:

alloverthegaf:

alloverthegaf:

alloverthegaf:

It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos

A few people have been asking so let me explain

Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s name on it. The knives are shoved under your door at midnight and for the next week you have to try and ‘kill’ the person on your knife. If you kill them, you get their knife and have to kill that person, and so on, until there is one lone survivor. You can’t kill someone in the dining hall or in their room, or if they’re naked. I’m pretty sure the prize is a bottle of vodka.

It gets super intense; some floors unscrew most of their lights to make it harder to find the right person, or keep the fire emergency doors closed with black garbage bags taped up so you can’t even see into the floor. Some people walk around in nothing but a towel so that if someone comes at them they can just drop it and be immune. People walk in groups. Everyone’s suspicious of everyone. Friends are no longer trusted. No one and nowhere is safe.

it begins

The purge college AU

I would ask why you would do this, but…college.

ace-pergers-pigeon:

druminor:

So there is a movie called Ghost Shark, and this is pretty much all you need to know about it.

I need to know a million more things, including where I can watch it right now