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Fire And Forget

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: All of this is OOC. After a bad roll, the party Bard, currently armed with a mallet, managed to cut herself on darts treated with a hallucinogen, both crafted by our Witch. An antidote was found, but not before we entered combat. We were trying to figure out how well she could fight while still under the influence when…

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DM: Wait. [Bard], roll perception. You’re not cured yet, so we’re going to check if you’re lucid enough to figure out what to hit.

Bard: Yeah, see…

Bard: We were discussing [Witch] just spinning me around and pointing me at the target.

Bard: Guided percussion missile.

DM: If you’re going with that, [Bard] doesn’t get intiative. I’m treating her as a thrown weapon.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Bard: I roll for deception and then strength
DM: You dont really need deception here but sure I guess
Bard: *gets a 20 on Deception and then gets a 3 for strength* Oh cool, I got twenties for both!
DM: Excuse me? That’s not-
Bard: I never explicitly said WHO I was deceiving
*The ensuing argument lasted way longer than needed*

mikerugnetta:

joekewlio:

naidje:

rasec-wizzlbang:

slartibartfastibast:

Deep Frog

do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description

“It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.”

— H. P. Lovecraft,

At the Mountains of Madness

This.. actually makes a fine reference to what a lovecraftian eldritch abomination SHOULD BE. not just.. tentacles and darkness. Perpetually changing, not cemented in form, with an otherworldly feel to it. Completely unrecognizable by most human descriptions, and only able to be viable perceived by those fine enough to be an adept wordsmith.

Seeing through the eyes of Deep Dream, we get the closest we’ve been to experiencing the indescribable: a sensory occurrence built upon foundations distinct, totally, from our own. The frog is not the unknowable thing–the technology is.

moonside-tim:

sparksd2145:

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

ladimcbeth:

rgr-pop:

psychosomatic86:

tristikov:

eriderp-ampora:

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

Always reblog peent.

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

omg!! omg

Forever reblog.

lishadra:

relados:

alannamode:

A fun reminder that Aang was a terrifyingly powerful Avatar.

Most Avatars are informed of their newfound destinies at the age of 16 to begin their training. Because of the approaching war Aang was told of his status at the age of 12. He had already mastered airbending, and in the span of a year he mastered the other three elements, the avatar state, and energybending. He also learned lightning redirection and seismic sense (a technique no previous Avatar had even encountered). In the span of a year.

This child was a terrifying force of nature.

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lishadra:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

drfitzmonster:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

he’s coming to get you

he’s coming to get you

he’s coming to get you

he’s here

he got you

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

A HEALING VIDEO

WHOLESOME CONTENT

The tail wag aaah