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buttersheeps:

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: The kitchen is empty, but a pot of rice is boiling on the stove. Someone has been here recently.

Rogue: I want to roll to listen to the rice!

DM: Go ahead?

Rogue: (Rolls a nat 20)

DM: Your ears pick up every tiny sound. You can hear the Cosmos sighing and God is speaking to you. He tells you, “It’s fucking rice”

lizawithazed:

thegirlwhoswamwithsharks:

harrie5:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE

MY FAVOURITE FUCKING POST IS BACK

dangerlester:

ugly-bread:

femminiello:

hooligan-nova:

kelisofficial:

uglysex:

syntheticpop:

lvxanna:

fenomenally:

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL 2017 IS JUST AN ENDLESS SHITTY MEME

HES FUCKING SINGING ALONG

Isnt this the shrek song?? When hes first coming out of the swamp? Its fitting

LMFAO

OH MY GOD

this literally looks fake but its not im going to die

I am done.

this is it man the post that fuckin killed me

damn-it-hirschberg:

hiddleswife:

oshcoruful:

thewindsatyourback:

themotherfuckingmarchesa:

overshareanonymous:

charman-ders:

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS A FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????

WHAT ABOUT CANADA.

grEHy

WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA…?

grG’DAYMATEy

why-animals-do-the-thing:

tailsandco:

reptisketch:

All of you deserve snek kisses

,,thank you,,, ,

Buzzkill commentary: nah, the snake is smelling/tasting the camera as part of investigatory behavior. 

…but with that being clarified, let’s go with snake kisses. 

artifixial:

when u do something ur friends never expected you to do

iron-bae:

andrewjacksonscenichikes:

sirartwork:

REBLOG FOR NOISES

DONT TOUCH ME FILTHY NORMIE

Stop bothering yoshi’s voice actor

hedgehodgemonster:

toodutchforyou:

i don’t get it omg