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I like things. They're nice. Except those things that arent nice. they can go fuck themselves Kat Bray Jo
Posted 481 weeks ago
Posted 481 weeks ago
Quick Background: I’m a dwarf wizard who relies on his sack of 40 or so throwing hatchets more than his magic. My friend is the DM. We often lose count of how many hatchets I go through in one fight.
DM: Ok, so you hit twice…missed once…uh…
Me: I had like 32 when I started. Probably closer to 36.
DM: Shit, uh, ok…ah, fuck it. I hereby grant you a sack of infinite throwing hatchets.
And that day, I had the most fun I’d ever had. The only drawback was I had to give up Magic Missile for it…
Posted 481 weeks ago
- parents: what did you do today
- me: nothing
- parents: wELL OBVIOUSLY YOU DID SOMETHING!!! DID YOU JUST LOOK AT A *WALL* ALL DAY????????
- me: to be frank i did many things but you and I both know that you know very little about my interests and I know that you don't particularly care to learn about them and I don't have the mental capability to put up with you dismissing the things that make me happy so for the sake of brevity and my emotional well being: i did nothing
Posted 482 weeks ago
- me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate
- my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON
Posted 482 weeks ago
these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out before its too late
Posted 482 weeks ago
Ok I love that line in Oblivion where the VA finishes her line and goes “ok let me try that again”
YES
Posted 482 weeks ago
Happy Julius Caesar Was Stabbed 23 Times By 22 Senators And Once By His Best Friend Day
Posted 482 weeks ago
if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic
he needs a paint job
im physically nauseous
Posted 482 weeks ago
Posted 482 weeks ago
