When your mom gets home and you realize you forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer
Memetacualar
I like things. They're nice. Except those things that arent nice. they can go fuck themselves Kat Bray Jo
Posted 480 weeks ago
Posted 480 weeks ago
Posted 480 weeks ago
i had to look at this username and now so do u
this is my favourite post not only bc this is such a good username and i love whoever is using it but bc i see this reply and i die everytime
Posted 480 weeks ago
proof i am a grandpa
- hates kids
- full of useless information
- everything hurts
- ready for death
Posted 480 weeks ago
I’m the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly
Posted 480 weeks ago
“oh, you’re bi? so will you have a threeway with me and my gf?”
“why, you can’t satisfy her on your own?”
Posted 481 weeks ago
if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry
Posted 481 weeks ago
Lucky guy
im dming for my friend who have never played an rpg, he is trying to rob an ambassador of some sorts, first minutes of the game, he is standing on the roof and hears someone below, and rolls stealth to lean out to see if it is a guard.
-1-
Him: Fuck!
Me: wait im gon bail you out *rolls guard percepcion*
-20-
we restarted
Posted 481 weeks ago
Posted 481 weeks ago
