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wendycorduroy:

uglynewyork:

theplugsdorter:

ratdads:

My favorite part is how Justin Roiland couldn’t even contain his laughter at the end but they just put that take in the show anyway

what show is this

Rick and Morty, the best thing on TV today

im pretty sure justin improvised this entire fucking episode and i’ve been told by numerous people that hes just Like This all the time

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gghero:

*finger guns*

fangirl0013:

that1guykaiser:

fangirl0013:

Next time you think your workplace is weird, please remember that my workplace has an annual tattoo night out, where we rent out a tattoo parlor, order pizza, play cards against humanity, and watch some of our coworkers get tattooed

Where do you work?

A library

straightwhiteboystexting:

awesomeapplegirl

I still have no idea what the fuck this meant

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time

DM's professional advice

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Don’t vore the pop tarts.
Please.”

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM to our Paladin: “You fail your Wisdom saving throw. You find no logical reason why you should not give that skeleton a handjob.”