how to include Dungeons & Dragons on your resume
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I like things. They're nice. Except those things that arent nice. they can go fuck themselves Kat Bray Jo
Posted 462 weeks ago
some-kind-of-sneaky-witch-thief:
Bad male DND writers writing women: She’s really pale, small, thin, pretty, pure of heart, plays a healer, and her name is Blossom and she’s in love with big gruff men :)
Women playing DND: Her name is Hannah Throatsmasher, she has big horns and can kick your ass
Posted 462 weeks ago
hey did you guys know that the pillsbury doughboy has a name and it’s poppin’ fresh
Posted 462 weeks ago
Posted 462 weeks ago
this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear
Posted 462 weeks ago
signs as bad porn titles from pornhub
- Aries: Old Ass Women That's About To Die Gets Fucked?
- Taurus: Adolf Hitler painting destroyed by my big black cock
- Gemini: Baby thrown off balcony
- Cancer: It's Okay Mom I'm Here
- Leo: I DON'T KNOW WTF IS GOING ON... BUT THE FROG FUCKS GOOD
- Virgo: Please Santa Drill My Ass
- Libra: MEME ORGY GETS NASTY
- Scorpio: Not The Cosbys But Close Enough
- Sagittarius: Willy Wonka And The Fudge Packing Factory
- Capricorn: Mom's spaghetti
- Aquarius: Shrek
- Pisces: SONIC HAVING ORGASMS
Posted 462 weeks ago
fuck pronouns, i go by bronouns. call me dude or don’t call me at all.
Posted 462 weeks ago
we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:
we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:
we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:
Huh?
Oh.
Oh no.
Posted 462 weeks ago
Posted 462 weeks ago
