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badtalents:

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh

thatthinginyourshoe:

wrecknician:

rosswoodpark:

*calls you master during sex but only in the igor voice*

I mean I’ll take it beggars can’t be choosers

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

slayboybunny:

“sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal”
“ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
“oh sorry about that sir" 

itsgonnarian:

“you’re just missing a concert” they said

“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said

“it’s just a band” they said

“what are you doing with that axe” they said

september 1

frigidloki:

power-and-chaos:

frigidloki:

t i m e   t o   c e l e b r a t e    h a l l o w e e n

…it’s still the wrong month. :P

t h a t ‘ s    n o t   v e r y    f e s t i v e   o f    y o u

thebootydiaries:

scentedpandas:

I would marry @thebootydiaries tbh

someone finally willing 2 take one for the team

periegesisvoid:

raygun1247:

somedumbduck:

the fact so many people have a fondness for kirby as a character despite never having played or even been interested in playing one of his games really goes to show how good a design he is

He wasn’t even supposed to have his own game. He was supposed to be a filler until they made the main character but the game devs became so fond of Kirby that they just made him the main character

hes shaped like a friend