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averypottermormon:

throhing:

BRB D E A D

I am morally obligated to reblog all kitten vines

matthewzaq:

falloutbats:

dicksdicksandmoredicksdotcom:

doidles:

i…

Unmute this.

i need more than 24 seconds of this

doritoed:

spooky-funky-spock:

pumpkinpimp:

(ha) (ha) (I’m) (falling) (for) (someone) (I) (can’t) (have)

So if we FOIL this out we have

*cracks knuckles*

hahahaI’mhafallinghaforhasomeonehaIhacan’thahavehaI’mhafallinghaforhasomeonehaIhacan’thahaveI’mfallingI’mforI’msomeoneI’mII’mcan’tI’mhavefallingforfallingsomeonefallingIfallingcan’tfallinghaveforsomeoneforIforIforcan’tforhavesomeoneIsomeonecan’tsomeonehaveIcan’tIhavecan’thave

oh my fucking god

unflatteringcatselfies:

chubby but mathematically perfect

zerotide:

moontouched-moogle:

takashi0:

theshynekotaru:

RIP LAPTOP

@takashi0

Jesus Christ, what demon did you fucking summon to leave that gaping void?

MANY DOORS, ED-BOY

Fun game:

cdrshiphard:

ljfreeman:

sxeli:

tangleofrainbows:

sxeli:

sxeli:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

frog-president:

nyehs:

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer