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fiftyshadesofrotten:

desperate-mousewife:

its 1:30am and my friends crying over robbie rotten

im the friend

Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging It Into Lava Smugly Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like

professorcapybara:

so i was running a fever the other day and have no memory of writing this

nfornihilism:

silentthevoice:

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep

thelegendofkungjew:

actualdogvines:

“How she welcomes me home everyday. ❤️”

loxosceles:

snoof snoof

actualvoid:

GOOD