on my wedding night
me: *sobbing*
my wife: what’s wrong
me: I can’t believe a girl likes me
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I like things. They're nice. Except those things that arent nice. they can go fuck themselves Kat Bray Jo
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“we’re watching a movie in class”
“but you have to take notes”
“and write a two page paper about it”
Posted 496 weeks ago
Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all
Me:
Posted 496 weeks ago
You grab him by his inner thigh because you’re a Halfling. Everyone, but yourself, is uncomfortable.
Rolled a 4 when trying to intimidate a farmer by grabbing him in the nuts (via outofcontextdnd)
Posted 496 weeks ago
This video is so wild. Wow.
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No, bears cannot be mildly communist.
-A very tired DM
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