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I like things. They're nice. Except those things that arent nice. they can go fuck themselves Kat Bray Jo
Posted 494 weeks ago
I want a show where either
- Gordon Ramsey has to sing for Simon Cowell and then Simon has to cook for Ramsey and they both just criticize each other.
Or
- A contestant has to cook for Ramsey and then sing for Simon. You win if you can survive the psychological damage
Posted 494 weeks ago
Posted 495 weeks ago
what your favorite ancient literature says about you
the iliad: you ship patrochilles to an astonishing degree and/or you love to cry
the odyssey: you like puns way too much
agamemnon: you read the iliad and you really, really hated agamemnon
the theban cycle: either you like making motherfucker puns too much, or your name is sigmund freud and you need to stop while you’re ahead
the frogs: your blog is mostly shitposts and pepe memes
herodotus’s histories: you enjoy watching the history channel
the true histories of lucian: you enjoy watching the history channel, but like, ironically
the fragments of sappho: you’re gay and you love gentle queer aesthetic: violets edition
the eclogues: you’re gay and you love the gentle queer aesthetic: fields edition
the aeneid: you either wanted the full homeric experience and didn’t want to read both the iliad and the odyssey, or you’re a latinist
the carmina catulli: the only thing that surpasses your level of saltiness is the level of how disastrous your life is
the satyricon: you’re gay and at a very weird point in your life
horace’s satires: you’re salty and disastrous (cf. catullus) but you’re like. the lower sodium edition
ovid’s metamorphoses: if you’re not a myth nerd, then you’re probably a furry
Posted 495 weeks ago
Posted 495 weeks ago
Please listen to zapdos cry In the English dub.
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