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I like things. They're nice. Except those things that arent nice. they can go fuck themselves Kat Bray Jo
Posted 494 weeks ago
Posted 494 weeks ago
everything was blue
his jat
his jorts
his joots
this post gave me the black plague
dont you mean
the blue plague
The jague
how dare u make me read that with my own 2 eyes
Posted 494 weeks ago
SON OF A BITCH I WAS GOING THROUGH MY OLD YEARBOOKS AND I JUST REMEMBERED THE NAME OF MY SECOND GRADE TEACHER
Posted 494 weeks ago
nowhere did this kindly anon actually say “please make a video of this” and yet
Posted 494 weeks ago
im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
it’s better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry
Posted 494 weeks ago
bad/great idea generator
month born in
jan: eat
feb: lick
march: touch
april: melt
may: embrace
june: bedazzle
july: explode
aug: sell
sep: drown
oct: fuck
nov: dance with
dec: run overfirst letter of middle name
a: a bag of dicks
b: your groceries
c: your parents house
d: a tv
e: your friends computer
f: all your cabinets
g: fireworks
h: a nuke
i: balloons
j: your local congressman
k: the manga section of a bookstore
l: the president
m: the entire continent
n: a sandcastle
o: a hive of bees
p: the last thing you touched
q: the deceleration of independence
r: a mcdonalds
s: capitalism
t: ikea
u: the crafts section of walmart
v: dinosaurs
w: the wetlands
x: the moon
y: an anthill
z: the star wars franchise
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Posted 494 weeks ago
Posted 494 weeks ago
- my kids: how did you meet mom?
- me: well you see...i thirst followed her on tumblr
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