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spobforpresident:

mogifire:

vardaesque:

get it sister marjorie

get some marge!

Nuns are married to God

Never says which god

acoolguy:

cummienism:

acoolguy:

my gf: i’m breaking up with you
me, a gamer: ???
my gf: we’re game over
me, a gamer: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have u ever even had gf

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yourplayersaidwhat:

A friend of mine decided to introduce me to Shadowrun. I think they might regret their decision.

Me: (looking over the character sheet) Oh my god there’s an Edge stat. I’M MAKING A CHARACTER WITH MAXIMUM EDGE NAMED SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

Friend: No, that’s not how the Edge stat works!

Me: Too late, I’m rolling them up!

plebeiantologist:

0r15a:

genjiman-shitmada:

engaging-party-mode:

audio-medic-cant-stop:

what-a-jackask:

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Don’t
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Stop
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Me
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Now

٩( ᐛ )و cause
٩( ᐛ )و im
٩( ᐛ )و havin
٩( ᐛ )و a
٩( ᐛ )و good
٩( ᐛ )و time
٩( ᐛ )و havin
٩( ᐛ )و a
٩( ᐛ )و good
٩( ᐛ )و time

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m
ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ a
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ shooting
ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ star
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ leaping
ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ through
ᕦ( ᐛ )ᕗ the
｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ٩( ᐛ )۶ skyy y y y y

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ like

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ a

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ tiger

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ defying

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ the 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ laws

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ of

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ G

 ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗR

･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗA 

 ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗV

 ｡･ﾟ･*:･ ･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗI

:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗT

｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗYYYY                  

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’M

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ A

==ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ RACING

====ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ CAR

======ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ PASSING

=========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ BY

===========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LIKE

=============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LADY

===============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ GODIVA

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m gonna go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ THERE’S NO STOPPING MEEEEEEEEEEE

Not an everyday food

yourplayersaidwhat:

I ran a Hero Kids adventure for my sons for the first time ever. The Knight (7 years old) and the Storm Mage (5 years old) had just rescued the innkeeper’s son (NPC) from the Basement o'Rats. 

Inkeeper’s Son: “Oh I’m so grateful! I’m getting you as much ice cream as you can eat for free, all week long!”

Storm Mage: “I don’t like ice cream.”

Knight: “Ice cream is not an everyday food.”

Me, OOC: “… who are you and what did you do to my sons?”

Storm Mage, OOC: “It’s only pretend!”

Knight, OOC: “Don’t worry, you can take us to the ice cream parlour later and we’ll prove it’s really us!”

You know what fire elementals are made of, right?

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context, this was my first time playing pathfinder, I was a kitsune sorcerer, emphasis on sorcerer. Our party came across a Pyromancer who had summoned a fuckton of fire elementals.

Me(ooc): can I use my bite attack on the fire elemental.

DM: yes…but I really wouldn’t recommend it

I then proceeded to run ahead of the party, passing the tank of the group, and bit the closest elemental. I then proceeded to catch on fire for 2 turns, got surrounded by a bunch of the elementals, leaving me unable to be rescued, with our tank setting himself on fire trying to save me and I almost died.

DM(after the tank caught fire): You have the create water spell, why would you choose to bite it!?

Me(ooc): I have an Int of 6

DM: in game or out of game?

Me(ooc): yes

knittinggiantbeanies:

narvalitus:

knittinggiantbeanies:

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