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yourplayersaidwhat:

Villain: Well aren’t you a ghoulish group of galavanters.

Cleric: *snort* an astounding amassing of adventurers?

Villain: 

Party: 

Villain: a tremendous troop of travelers?

Cleric: a classical club of castaways!

Villain: A merry mass of mercenaries!

Cleric: A Perplexing party of pioneers!

Paladin: kill me now, please

theinnocentgear:

glamrockspacejesus:

Chris Pratt as Peter Quill, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

Kurt Russell as Ego, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

sand-paper-dreams:

v3nice:

“Truth or dare?”
“Dare.”
“Order me a pizza.”

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

seattle138:

dancingqueenstillateen:

lucyliuism:

g0thamsreckoning:

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

IT DOESNT EVEN FIT

You’re a dog

vanillayazoo:

rasec-wizzlbang:

I cant stop thinking about the fact that, during the oblivion crisis, the Argonians in Blackmarsh kicked dagon’s ass so hard, they launched a counter-invasion into Oblivion, and forced the daedra to start closing their own oblivion gates to keep the argonians out
And keep in mind, Dagon’s plane of Oblivion is the Deadlands, literally hell

You basically had a bunch of Lizard Doomguys launching an invasion on Hell

What’s also funny, is that Pelinal Whitestrake is Doomguy, but to elves.

yourplayersaidwhat:

NPC Cleric: “O-Oh! Thank you for your help. Here’s a map of the cave, it’s just a rough sketch–”

Rogue: “Bitchin’.”

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Sorry, I don’t make the rules. Except I do.” - Our DM after apologizing to our warlock (who rolled a nat 20) that natural 20 runs mean you run like Naruto.

A shocking turn of events.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our Dragonborn Sorcerer, upon learning shocking grasp: “I bet I could shocking grasp people in the DICK!”

The rest of the party, making handjob motions: “The Ultimate Betrayal!”

The DM has his head in his hands, laughing uncontrollably.