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genderists:

wern:

genderists:

i do smiley faces with the nose :-) because i want to make sure he is able to snif.

whats he sniffing

Oh you know.

DM Powers

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context the d&d party I was DMing was getting really bad rolls, only two or three rolls over 10 and theyve been lots of fights and other shenanigans

so they are sailing to a new continent and nobody has a sailor background so i roll for their journey

rolls nat 1

Me"lets try again" rolls nat 1

everyone “snickers”

Me"one last time" rolls nat 1

I then proceed to move the dice “there it’s a nat 20 you have a pleasant journey and swear the ship is magic as there were no troubles whatever" 

The ones who aren’t on phones Laughs

awesomedigitalart:

Venat'itores, City of Hunters by 2wenty

yourplayersaidwhat:

For context: I play a bard, and DM sometimes lets me us do various OOC things that need to fulfill a certain requirement to land & be effective. In this case, one of our rangers is hurt.

Me: I’m gonna heal her.

DM: You can roll or sing.

Me: I’ll sing.

DM: Go for it.

Me: [proceeds to sing all of Kelly Clarkson’s What Doesn’t Kill You]

DM, to the ranger: You’re back to full health

constantlycoveredincathair:

shrineart:

I just had a nightmare that I was two hours late for school and my dad was yelling at me about it. I woke up in a panic and remembered “Oh wait, it’s Saturday.” And laid back down, feeling the panic dissolve.

Then…ten seconds later.

“I’m 31.”

The lasting psychological effects of school are very prominent

thurstier:

hang on i have to respond to this

canadad:

just-shower-thoughts:

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

how and where can i return myself

Vore Damage

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Are we weak to vore damage” Me the paladin

“Everyone is weak to vore damage.” Our DM in response to a question regarding monsters with an ability to swallow the player.