yourplayersaidwhat:

[Inside a huge candy shop in a city]

Fighter: Do you have any blue gummy sharks?

Shopkeep: Why yes!! They’re 1 gp a pound!

Fighter: *Double checking their gold* I’ll buy 864 pounds then

disney-official:

nicejewishguy:

is this a threat

You better believe it motherfucker!

critical-perspective:

etherialism:

cornputer:

assindeto:

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

turkey-in-the-garage:

trilllizard420:

nukachemistry:

dungeons and dragons

expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc

reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms

The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue

w4rgoddess:

paper-mario-wiki:

just so you know, X Gon’ Give It To Ya’ and A Thousand Miles have the same BPM

they didnt match up perfectly but I did some editing.

THIS IS SO WRONG THAT I CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO IT

wilwheaton:

bilt2tumble:

babyanimalgifs:

LOOK AT THE LITTLE LEGS

Look at that intense STARE. That Laser Focus!… Then he just loses that shit entirely and is all, ‘I have NO IDEA what I’m doing!!!’

AND THEN THE TIPPY TAPS